[PLUG-ANNOUNCE] Father's Day Linux Clinic, Sunday June 17

[Keith Lofstrom]

What does Dad want for Father's Day, Sunday June 17?  Linux
Clinic, of course!  Especially if he's your father, and he
wants you out of the house ...

So come on down to 731 Southeast 10th Avenue Portland, three
blocks south of Hawthorne.  While dear old dad would like you
out of the basement before dawn, we start at 1pm and run until
5pm.  That still gives him plenty of time to change the locks.
We can help you with a nice Father's Day card - Dad may want
express bus, but he'll probably get PCI.

You can earn your way towards his grudging tolerance by
installing his soon-to-be-favorite Linux distro on his PC.
We have all kinds.  We have wired and wireless internet, so
you can download other perfect (that is, free) gifts.  We
have monitors, mice, and keyboards, so you only have to sneak
his system box out of the house (while he isn't looking).  

Best of all, we have plenty of expert help, so you can shift
the blame for unwelcome/broken/obscene software onto us.

Tell Dad that you talked with Linus Torvalds, Mark Shuttleworth,
and other F/OSS movers and shakers, and they will help you find
a job Real Soon Now.  Well, you can talk with their code, at
least.  If the software doesn't work, you can scream some of
the same words that he screams at you.  Like father, like child!

Keith

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Keith Lofstrom          keithl at keithl.com         Voice (503)-520-1993
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