[PLUG-TALK] How to be a good Democrat

Russ Johnson russj at dimstar.net
Wed Oct 15 19:30:02 PDT 2003


How to be a good Democrat.....


1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans 
are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese &North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments
create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too 
high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee 
and
Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal, and really a very
nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, 
but
a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese government is somehow in the best interests of the United States.

21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing
conspiracy.

-- 
Russ Johnson
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