[PLUG-TALK] syslog(8) funnies
Keith Lofstrom
keithl at kl-ic.com
Sun Feb 27 05:09:47 UTC 2005
This may be "old joke" for many of you, but:
man 8 syslogd
... ( approx. 400 lines down, under SECURITY THREATS ) ...
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5. Use step 4 and if the problem persists and is not secondary to a
rogue program/daemon get a 3.5 ft (approx. 1 meter) length of
sucker rod* and have a chat with the user in question.
Sucker rod def. ? 3/4, 7/8 or 1in. hardened steel rod, male
threaded on each end. Primary use in the oil industry in West-
ern North Dakota and other locations to pump 'suck' oil from oil
wells. Secondary uses are for the construction of cattle feed
lots and for dealing with the occasional recalcitrant or bel-
ligerent individual.
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As always, security is enhanced with the proper hardware.
Keith
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