[PLUG-TALK] syslog(8) funnies

Keith Lofstrom keithl at kl-ic.com
Sun Feb 27 05:09:47 UTC 2005


This may be "old joke" for many of you, but:

man 8 syslogd

... ( approx. 400 lines down, under SECURITY THREATS ) ...
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 5.     Use step 4 and if the problem persists and is not secondary to a
        rogue program/daemon get a 3.5 ft (approx. 1  meter)  length  of
        sucker rod* and have a chat with the user in question.

        Sucker  rod  def.  ?  3/4,  7/8 or 1in. hardened steel rod, male
        threaded on each end.  Primary use in the oil industry in  West-
        ern North Dakota and other locations to pump 'suck' oil from oil
        wells.  Secondary uses are for the construction of  cattle  feed
        lots  and  for  dealing with the occasional recalcitrant or bel-
        ligerent individual.
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As always, security is enhanced with the proper hardware.

Keith

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