[PLUG-TALK] More Staying at Home Stuff
Rich Shepard
rshepard at appl-ecosys.com
Sat Apr 4 20:34:45 UTC 2020
On Fri, 3 Apr 2020, Dick Steffens wrote:
> Ladies. Time to start dating the older dudes. They can get you in the
> grocery store early.
>
> Just asked a six year old if he understands why there is no school. He
> said, "Yes, because they're out of toilet paper."
>
> How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying
> to come in the house!
>
> The man on the news said, "At the end of the day, what's going to keep you
> safe is common sense." Some of y'all are in trouble.
>
> I hope the firefighters are ready. Some of these people are cooking for
> the first time in their lives.
>
> We should see a decline in home invasions. Everyone is home with guns and
> enough bleach and paper towels to clean up the scene.
>
> I just got gas for $1.59. I ain't gonna tell you guys where, 'cause I saw
> what y'all did with the toilet paper.
>
> In Germany, everyone's panic buying sausages and cheese. It's the wurst
> käse scenario.
>
> You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans who can't sit
> and stay.
>
> Thoughts and prayers going out to all the married men who've spent months
> telling the wife, "I'll do that when I get time."
Thanks for the smiles, Dick. Although most are too true to be really funny.
BTW, I went to WinCo at 7:30 pm a couple of days ago: no line, mostly empty
store.
Regards,
Rich
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