[PLUG] Lies Computer Science Students Tell Themselves

Rich Shepard rshepard at appl-ecosys.com
Mon Dec 9 01:31:18 UTC 2002


>From BBSpot:

               Lies Computer Science Students Tell Themselves

11. I'm almost done with this project.

10. I don't need to know this. I'll never have to debug Fortran code.

9. I don't care if Microsoft offers me a million bucks I'll never work for
them.

8. I'm so glad we're learning cutting-edge technology that I'll be able to
apply as soon as I graduate.

7. When I get out of here I'll be able to influence corporate IT decision
making.

6. The stagnation of the IT industry is merely temporary.

5. With all the tinkering I've done on PCs, these classes are going to be
CAKE!

4. The massive network of friends I've developed on ICQ is really going to
come in handy when I start looking for work.

3. My ray tracer will revolutionize the gaming industry.

2. Working in a cubicle is a healthy and rewarding working environment.

1. I'll go party after I finish this perl script.





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