[PLUG] A little humor...

[Dan]

...because it seems things are way too heavy around here lately =P 
 
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss...to the meter of "Green Eggs and Ham") 
 
Linux can. Linux can. Use Linux . 
 
That Linux can! That Linux can! I do not like that Linux can!  
 
Do you like the open sourcing plan?  
 
I do not like that Linux can. I do not like the open sourcing plan.  
 
Would you like to free source share?  
 
I would not like to free source share. I would not like it anywhere. I 
do not like the open sourcing plan. I do not like that Linux can.  
 
Would you like it very stable? Would you like it to enable?  
 
I do not like it very stable. I do not like it to enable. I do not 
like to free source share. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like 
the open sourcing plan. I do not like that Linux can.  
 
Would you use it in a X-Box? Would you use it if it rocks?  
 
Not on an X-box. Not if it rocks. Not if it's very stable. Not to 
enable. I would not let them free source share. I would not let them 
anywhere. I would not allow the open sourcing plan. I do not like that 
Linux can.  
 
Would you? Could you? In your biz? Use it! Use it! Here it is.  
 
I would not, could not, in our biz.  
 
You may like it. You will see. You may like it if it's free!  
 
I would not, could not if it's free. Not in our biz! It should never 
be! I do not like it on the X-box. I do not like it that it rocks. I 
do not like it amongst our biz. I do not like it that it is. I do not 
like the free source share. I do not like that anywhere. I do not like 
that Linux can. I do not like you Linux man!  
 
Service! Service! Service! Service! Could you, would you, as a 
service?  
 
Not as a service! Not if it's free! Not in my biz! Man! Let not it be! 
I would not, could not, on a X-box. I could not, would not, if it 
rocks. I will not use it if its stable. I will not use it even to 
enable. I will not let them free source share. I will not let them 
anywhere. I do not like the open sourcing plan. I do not like that 
Linux can.  
 
Say! If in copyleft? Always free copyleft! Would you, could you, 
copyleft?  
 
I would not, could not, in copyleft.  
 
Would you, could you, why so nervous?  
 
I would not, could not, I'm NOT nervous. Not as copyleft. Not as a 
service. Not in my biz. Not if it's free. I do not like that it can, 
you see. Not if it's stable. Not on an X-box. Not to enable. Not if it 
rocks. I will not let them free source share. I do not like it 
anywhere!  
 
You do not like the open sourcing plan?  
 
I do not like that Linux can.  
 
Could you, would you use what we wrote?  
 
I would not, could not, use what you wrote!  
 
Would you, could you, to avoid your bloat?  
 
I could not, would not, avoid bloat. I will not, will not, use what 
you wrote. I will not compete with them as a service. I will not 
because it makes us nervous. Not in our biz! Not if it's free! Not if 
it is! You let me be! I do not like it on the X-Box. I do not like it 
that it rocks. I will not use it if it's stable. I do not like that it 
does enable. I do not like the free source share. I do not like it 
ANYWHERE! I do not like the open sourcing plan! I do not like that 
Linux can.  
 
You do not like it. So you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it 
and you may, I say.  
 
Man! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.  
 
(...) 
 
Say! I like the open sourcing plan! I do! I like that Linux can! And I 
would use it because it's stable. And I could use it to enable!  And I 
could charge for providing a service. And I could copyleft without 
being nervous. And in my biz. And still source free. For you can still 
charge for a service fee!  So I will use it on the networked X-box. 
And I will promote it because it rocks. And I will use it because it's 
stable. And I will use it to enable. And I will use it here and there. 
Say! I can use it ANYWHERE! I do so like the open sourcing plan! Thank 
you! Thank you, Linux man!  
 
(From a post on Slashdot, of all things, by "NZheretic" 
 
~D.A. Stone