[PLUG] How you know you've really been hacked

Josh Orchard josh at emediatedesigns.com
Fri Jan 28 04:41:50 UTC 2005


from a friend:

11.  Your man pages appear female.

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> You know you've really been hacked when:
>
>
> 1)  You start getting phone calls from people ordering penis
> enlargers.
>
> 2)  Your online music collection is now Nigerian tribal music.
>
>
> 3)  You stop getting spam (it wastes bandwidth, you know).
>
>
> 4)  Kevin Mitnick sends you a birthday card.
>
>
> 5)  Your man pages are now in Russian and Korean.
>
>
> 6)  Inexplicable free hardware upgrades are delivered daily.
>
>
> 7)  You start getting 147 credit card bills.
>
>
> 8)  Which is all right, you now have the money from 147 mortgages to
> pay the bills with.
>
> 9)  Tripwire reports your system is clean - but you didn't RUN
> tripwire!
>
> ... and the main way you know you've really been hacked is:
>
>
> 10) You get supposedly humorous emails that end with long
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