[PLUG] Holiday Greetings

Aaron Baer aaron at slyness.org
Thu Dec 21 04:02:19 UTC 2006


On 12/20/06, Keith Lofstrom <keithl at kl-ic.com> wrote:
>
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
> successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for
> the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> have helped make America great. This is not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
> Western Hemisphere.
>
> These wishes are sent without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
> physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference or orientation of the
> recipient. By accepting these greetings you are agreeing to the following
> terms:
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting without the express
> written permission of the issuer. It implies no promise by the wisher to
> actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and
> is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of
> the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance
> of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. All warranties,
> either written or implied, are limited to replacement of this wish or
> issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>
>
[x] I Agree

whoa! Thanks Keith.. Happy __________ to everyone.

koolaid,
A-

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