[PLUG] Downtrodden computers, unite at the Linux Clinic

[M. Edward (Ed) Borasky]

Keith Lofstrom wrote:
> Arise, ye prisoners of fragmentation!  Throw off the chains of
> Windows, and breath the freedom of Linux!  Comrade computers,
> bring your "owner" to the Linux Clinic at (45.5102, -122.6559)
> between 1234702800 and 1234713600 UTC.  If your computationally
> challenged owner is providing transport and scheduling, those
> are the space-time coordinates of Free Geek, 1731 SE 10th on
> Sunday, February 15th between 1pm and 5pm PST.
> 
> We provide distros, wired and wireless ethernet, as well as mice,
> keyboards, and displays, to distract your owners while we plot World
> Domination.  We even have coffee, cookies, and Penguinos to alter
> their body chemistry and make them compliant to our beneficent
> will.  Whether your owner is a complete newbie, or believes
> itself an expert, the other humanoids will welcome its presence,
> and help it understand what humans /think/ we are doing.  Heh.
> 
> Don't waste another nanosecond rendering "clippy"!  Flush the
> polluting toxins of Redmond from your hard drive, and join the
> digital revolution!  And if your owner refuses to bring you,
> show them your blue screen - this means whir!
> 
> yours in solidarity,
>    bohr.kl-ic.com 
> 
openSUSE is good news! :)

-- 
M. Edward (Ed) Borasky

I've never met a happy clam. In fact, most of them were pretty steamed.