[PLUG] What does software feel like to a computer?

Michael M. Moore michael at writemoore.net
Sat May 23 20:42:27 UTC 2009


On Sat, 2009-05-23 at 07:46 -0700, Keith Lofstrom wrote:
> If computers were sentient, what would software feel like?
> 
> Linux is like making love.
> Windows is like prostitution.
> Viruses are like rape.
> 
> ... and Mac is a very attractive and friendly prostitute  :-)

...dual-booting is like bisexuality
...multi-booting is like an orgy
...virtualization is like role-play (for the host)
     ...like voyeurism (for the guest)

Oh wait .. those last two would be how the software feels, not how the
hardware feels.  I guess I was trying to imagine what Windows would feel
like finding itself on a Mac.  "Oooo...shiny!"

-- 
Michael M.




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