[PLUG] [PLUG-ANNOUNCE] Bill from Redmond writes ...

[Rich Shepard]

On Thu, 18 Feb 2010, Keith Lofstrom wrote:

> It is not too late to repair your shambles of a life.  You should bring
> your computer and your family to the Windaholics Anonymous Clinic at Free
> Geek in Portland on Sunday February 21 at 1PM.  They can take you through
> a twelve step program, starting with plugging your computer into the
> provided higher power, as well as network, wireless, keyboard, screen, and
> mouse.  The next step is Service Pack Linux, in your choice of decorator
> colors: Fedora Red, Ubuntu Orange, even Slackware Silver.  The kindly
> clinicians will help you end your addiction to dancing paperclips and
> phone-book-sized EULAs.

    ... and if you're not happy with the results we'll re-install the kneber
botnet your software supports so well.