[PLUG-TALK] Merry Christmas...

[Paul Mullen]

On Tue, Dec 23, 2003 at 02:03:57PM -0800, none wrote:
> The promised savior is born in a stable because there is 
> no room in the inn.  Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh come 
> from the east brought by three Kings following a star.  
> Myrrh is for death.  Frankincense is perfume.  Gold a 
> tribute.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country or is the only America in the western hemisphere), and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
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transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.)