[PLUG-TALK] no bacon
Keith Lofstrom
keithl at kl-ic.com
Mon Nov 14 17:00:36 UTC 2016
Our dear president-elect is 70 years old, and is obese
with a body mass index of 34 (healthy weight is a BMI
below 25). Unless we are very careful, he could have
a fatal heart attack before the inauguration.
Therefore, you must NEVER EVER send bacon or other
processed pork products to:
Trump Tower
725 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10022
We do not want the the plug-talk list to overflow with
our expressions of love and support; please limit the
discussion to healthy cruciform vegetables.
Thank you for your restraint.
Keith
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Keith Lofstrom keithl at keithl.com
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