[PLUG] Creative writing

[Paul Heinlein]

After spending the better part of the last couple days preemptively
dealing with the Windows RPC buffer overflow and its attendant
in-the-wild exploits, I want to write a new Microsoft ad, with
apologies to MasterCard:

  Federal income taxes paid by Microsoft Corp. in 1999: $0

  A dozen Microsoft Windows Server licenses: $10,000

  Bill Gates' net worth: $30,000,000,000

  Worldwide labor cost to deal with latest Windows exploit: priceless

--Paul Heinlein <heinlein at madboa.com>